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<title>The Bush Lunacy</title>
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<description>As President Bush enters his last year in office, much attention has been given to his legacy. Will he bring peace to Palestine; will he carpet bomb Iran? Will he find the other Jesus that he missed when he swore...</description>
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<description>The man has been lost in sand for centuries stuck in thr bootprints of Alexander the Great surrounded by desert without water so his brain boils and his eyes see only mirages of men rising from the morning dunes daggers...</description>
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<title>Milo Minderbinder in Irag</title>
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<description>General Petreus will apparently be a little late with his September recommendations for the Congress and President Bush. The General was responsible for giving out hundreds of thousands of weapons to the Iraqi military when he was stationed in Baghdad...</description>
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<dc:date>2007-08-13T12:56:21-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Buying the Brooklyn Bridge (again)</title>
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<description>Malarky wears a dress and inspired by Walt Whitman goes native and chants Rumi</description>
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<description>Poetry is an art better taught by the CIA who know how to get to the bottom of hidden meanings and make sure there are no terrorists in English 101.</description>
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<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
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<title>The Road to Hell</title>
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<description>As the saying goes, &quot;The road to hell is paved with good intentions.&quot; According to a recent ex cathedra promulgation from the Vatican, drivers who display road rage and don&apos;t immediately make the sign of the cross, say a Hail...</description>
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<description>The rhumb line crawl up the Sacramento River started in the Tonkin Gulf where we delivered to aircraft carriers a hull full of 2,000 pound bombs then we sailed without ballast east seven thousand miles fueled by memory and regret...</description>
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<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2007-06-14T11:51:10-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Blind in Iraq</title>
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<description>I am certain no irony was intended. The video showed a school in Baghdad for children blinded in the war playing a game called kick the bucket which was made of aluminum and otherwise used to carrry water from the...</description>
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<dc:date>2007-06-12T15:01:01-05:00</dc:date>
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<description>I buried a blue jay today perfect body, plume and beak in my garden compost pile deep enough to make a difference. The bird must have fallen from a low hemlock branch in a protected cul-de-sac. For three days I...</description>
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<description>The forsythia are not the flaming yellow we have come to expect. No one would be surpirsed if the tulip tree bloomed straight to vegetable ash. The blue jays in my garden should not wait the ripe September cherry trees...</description>
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<description> After the Killing After the killing is done what we have left is a palette of innocent blood as if all art ended and began that April day. A digital colossus stands in our multi-screen nightmare-- pistols parked at...</description>
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<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
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<description>&quot;Just don&apos;t look in the mirror.&quot;</description>
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