- In Texas it takes an experienced executioner to make a tender steak
- Published on Sat, 17 Jun 2000 16:35:07 -0500
- This virtual shooting gallery will put food on the table and war in its place
- Published on Sun, 4 Jun 2000 09:06:33 -0500
- Baseball owes a huge debt of gratitude to pampered Toledo cows.
- Published on Mon, 29 May 2000 10:48:45 -0500
- Red Scrapple says soon all cows will look alike, all burgers will be steaks.
- Published on Sun, 21 May 2000 11:48:43 -0500
- The NYC Cow Parade is attracting all who want to make a buck off the lowly beast
- Published on Sun, 21 May 2000 09:24:50 -0500
- Pepsi has pulled the rug on the bull ring but there's plenty of meat downstream.
- Published on Fri, 5 May 2000 15:33:39 -0500
- For New York's brightest words are no laughing matter--and certainly no picnic.
- Published on Thu, 27 Apr 2000 09:03:19 -0500
- Oprah's new magazine "O" brings soul to publishing badly in need of humility.
- Published on Thu, 20 Apr 2000 15:31:27 -0500
- Leeches are Russia's hottest export item and will change the face of the West.
- Published on Mon, 17 Apr 2000 12:02:36 -0500
- "Best of Breed" protesters in bloody cow hides are getting under the police skin
- Published on Mon, 17 Apr 2000 05:58:59 -0500
- The British are regaining their Beefeater look at the expense of fashion models
- Published on Sun, 16 Apr 2000 09:53:04 -0500
- Finally a diet of bloody music for cows, margin buyers and everyone going postal
- Published on Sun, 16 Apr 2000 08:00:59 -0500
- Dairy shares are soaring as investors flee Internet stocks for the wonderful and wooly certainty the cow guarantees.
- Published on Mon, 10 Apr 2000 21:40:52 -0500
- At the heart of the Cuba-America standoff is the question of whether milk is an inalienable right. Dairy farmers think so. But, then again, so does Gore.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 18:25:30 -0500
- Prince Charlie asks whether the reported feeding of contaminated Coke to cows will lead to Sunday dinners that are sweet, high or foul.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 16:14:19 -0500
- The new French cultural Maginot line is proving just as porous as the first one. But that hasn't stopped the authorities from fining those who trespass on language, style and culture--especially Americans.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 15:58:42 -0500
- If you think riding a bull is tough, try a mad cow who really has nothing to live for. Nor do the people getting the leftovers.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 15:52:40 -0500
- McDonald's. which has long neglected its core constituency--down lineman, piano movers, and large muscled ballerinas--is finally catering to the big guys. Now they can own a cow, cradle to grave.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 15:48:08 -0500
- Sometimes key indices--such as toilet paper purchasing habits--reveal more about the heart and soul of a nation than the national IQ. By this measure Britain stands tall.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 15:40:41 -0500
- Oprah Winfrey did not defame the Texas Cattlemen's Association over mad cow disease, the judged ruled. He also ruled she didn't go far enough in exploring why so many people look like cows. Stay tuned.
- Published on Sun, 9 Apr 2000 15:34:20 -0500
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