Mad Cow believes in sides
And picks the horse he rides
Climate change is a con
Life begins with Don
The Other always lies.
Mad Cow has a Matrix view
The pills are red and blue
Red for a hard, cold fact
Blue for illusion, a pact
Let your anger bubble and stew.
Mad Cow believes in fiction
And says so with his diction
The world that I see
Is as flat as can be
I say this with utter conviction.
Mad Cow says to his herd
Listen to my special word
Water is to fish
Like my every wish
Nothing I say is absurd.
  Mad Cow sees in black and white
I am wrong, he is right
The crowd at the end of his gaze
Is bigger than a lunar phase
A curtain descends on the night.